But I just don't see how Kanye West posting nude pictures of his wife is news, even pop culture news. We get it, she's hot. I think the world has known that for some time, even before Kanye and his over-willingness to tell/show us all stuff we didn't need to know about his love life. And I'm not one of those people that will say, "Oh, there are real struggles going on in the world. Who cares about celebrities?" I believe that celebrities and popular news allow us an escape, create broader conversations and listen, after a day of being a professor, a mom, a wife, an intellectual, someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation, I could stand to read some slush. But this? This is just stupid. I don't know of another way to say it.
And "Swish?" What the hell does that mean? I'm reminded of Mean Girls. I just don't think "swish," like "fetch," is really going to happen. Also, Beck is awesome. See the connection I made there? Heh?